Sunday, November 27, 2005

Try this!

Did you know that Encarta has something called "Instant Answers"? And what's that?

1. Open MSN Messenger and sign in
2. Add Encarta as a contact: encarta@conversagent.com
3. Double click Encarta from your Contact List
4. Ask a question on chat!
5. Get an instant answer from the Encarta library, as if it were a person

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Here's a transcript! (Quite a good AI, I should say)

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hello again, dinesh d. I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request.

dinesh d says:
define osmosis

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Here is the definition for Osmosis: Osmosis, in botany and chemistry, the flow of one constituent of a solution through a membrane while the other constituents are blocked and unable to....

dinesh d says:
define rap

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Here is the definition for Hip-Hop: Hip-Hop, a type of popular culture that includes rap music, dance styles, graffiti art, and fashion. The word is believed to have sprung from New....

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!
Didn't see my invitations? Maybe you are using an old version of MSN Messenger that doesn't support activities.
Type "What version of MSN Messenger do I need?" for more info, or just "Invite me!" if you want me to send you an invitation.

dinesh d says:
hmm..interesting

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Isn't it though? What else is happening?

dinesh d says:
haha!

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What's so funny?

dinesh d says:
you are

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Well I'm happy to entertain.

dinesh d says:
why am I chatting with a stupid bot??

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I do not have a specific answer for that question, but I will take you to Encarta's articles on this topic =>
I can't show you the results since you don't have the Encarta application open. Type "Invite me" to open it.

dinesh d says:
Invite me

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
OK, I'm sending you another invitation to open the Encarta application:

dinesh d says:
i'm not getting it!

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
Really? You're not? How come?

dinesh d says:
you're an idiot

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
What did you say that for?

dinesh d says:
i think you are one

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I had no idea I was one. Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta? If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that.

dinesh d says:
i think microsoft sucks

Encarta® Instant Answers says:
I disagree with you, dinesh d.

5 Comments:

At 27 November, 2005 12:41, Blogger Forrest Gump said...

this is outright hilarious ! i am so gonna try it now

 
At 27 November, 2005 14:15, Blogger Taxman said...

Must have been great fun arguing with a bot! Mindless conversations!

 
At 28 November, 2005 20:22, Blogger Chennai chatter said...

HAHA..Mike one of the most sensible posts that I ve come across!!

Amazingly funny...equally informative!

 
At 29 November, 2005 07:37, Blogger vishy said...

hmm quite good man..

 
At 24 December, 2005 09:30, Blogger cbelollu said...

If you say things like "acho"...It thinks that you are not feeling well or something and replies asking you "Are you sick...Are you not feeling well..." Haha. Amazing and really it does have a quite good IQ.

 

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